MISSING

Zach has decided to abandon not only us, but all of you as well. It's 2:30pm and we've yet to hear from our famous intern. I guess when Paris Hilton says what's up to you at a party you just make up your own hours of work.

UPDATE: Zach finally called in. He said he went to go see STEP BROTHERS with his roommate. Apparently working for free has finally worn him down.