I saw this in Target last week and it reminded me of the time when I was at one of those XGames contests. I had just slammed trying do a transfer that only someone like John Cardiel or one of those Metal Mulisha guys could jump on their motorcycles. And as I lie on the ground these three jock-types that kind of looked a lot like this were laughing at me and yelling, "Skate hard Retard!". I remember looking back at them and their shaved chests and dark sunglasses and asking myself if there was any reason as to why I was actually there. I looked both in the back and front of my mind as well as my heart, back pocket and shoes, but I still couldn't find one.
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