THE BERRICS CHRISTMAS VACATION
It’s the end of the year, and quite honestly, we’ve been taking it easy the last two weeks but keeping busy checking our instagrams every five minutes. I’m in the office, but that’s only because the internet doesn’t work at my house, and that’s because someone at Time Warner hates me, and that’s because they applied at the Berrics a few months ago and we had to turn them down based on the fact that they pushed mongo unlike the rest of our employees who push like real skaters and that’s why we took them all to Six Flags Magic Mountain for our annual (it’s our first year we had enough money to do it) Berrics Christmas party. Suck on that mongo foot. — sb
