Do you know this guy? The guy who shows up to the spot no one invited him to, then tells everyone they’re “bitin’ his shit!” The guy who says, “I got titles, yo! Titles!” The guy who gets on skate message boards and talks about how everyone sucks but can’t even kickflip himself. The guy who after every story anyone tells has a better story that always involves him, some models and maybe the Lakai team. Well, I’m not sure because I wasn’t there, but Mike Anderson told me the Berrics now has one of those guys.