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Tony Hawk, skateboarding’s longtime ambassador to the mainstream world, is always good for a soundbite. His opinion carries a lot of weight, so when paparazzi hear that the accomplished pro just flew into town after spending the better part of a day cooped up in an airplane you best believe they’re gonna hit him with the hard-hitting questions.
But this time the brainless bots at TMZ actually conjured an interesting query: “Who’s the best skateboarder who’s not really a skateboarder?” Many names come to mind—Weezy, Bieber, that guy from Pearl Jam—but the Hawkmeister threw the TMZombies a curveball. And the criteria? This celebrity can do triple heelflips… which is a good thing(?).
For your own sanity, please stop the video at the :40 mark. Things unravel chaotically in the TMZ “news” room, and The Berrics can’t be held responsible for any brain cells lost while viewing.