ALEX MIDLER HAS BACKSIDE 270 LIPSLIDES ON LOCK!
At some point in the past two or three months, Alex Midler grew about a foot taller. Midler is now officially taller than Berra! How the hell did that happen? We can’t really explain Midler’s sudden growth spurt, but seeing him 270-lip five different rails in a single take is proof that he’s a freak of nature.