Meteorologists are predicting that the upper Midwest will experience the coldest weather in a generation. With temperatures 20-40 degrees colder today, and a -65 wind chill in Wisconsin and Minnesota, it’s going to be extremely difficult for skaters in the Midwest to get clips. CBS This Morning even says that Chicago “will be colder today than parts of the Arctic Circle.” Brrrr.
To all our Midwestern homies and homettes: be safe out there. We know that it’s tempting to get that “Fuck the Polar Vortex” clip today, but please consider staying in and playing Kingdom Hearts 3 instead.